Oh me! Where are my manners? Why, I haven't properly introduced myself! I'm Emma, pleased to make your acquaintance. (By those who know me well I am also called as Em, M&M, Lovely Squirrel, and even Chicken Lady, but Emma is just fine!)
Now that we have introductions out of the way, allow me to tell you a little bit about myself. If we're going to be friends (and I have a thrilling suspicion that we will be), here's what you should know.
Firstly and most importantly,
All right, okay, I can admit that last part isn't entirely true.
Like for example,
In fact, most days it is quite fair to say that
Most days, that is.
So this is
With my cup of tea, of course, because
Those people are cool, but generally
People often say of me,
I guess one reason for this is that I delight in the past and
I mean honestly,
Yeah, I know
But that's probably due to the fact that
And even though I know that right now
I hope that one day somebody will be heard to say of me: